Thursday, January 17, 2008

The best of CRS

Cost Of A New Baby- Babies are Expensive! hahaha
Swimming Safety: Preventing Diarrhea from Contaminated Water- Don’t go Swimming if you have diarrhea no sh*t
Electric Eel Shocks-Your child may feel shocked, stunned, or partially paralyzed after contact with an electric eel. How often does this happen?
Fast Food- it has a list of common items and caloric content
McDonald's Happy Meal with a cheeseburger, small fries, and a 12 ounce soda has 670 calories and 26 grams of fat: DUDE i want one right now
Smearing of Fecal Material-Don't get any poo-poo on your bed or the walls. Poo-poo is messy. Poo-poo goes in the toilet: Wow I’ve been doing it wrong all this time
Fever Myths and Facts- this isn’t humorous I just wish every baby was sent home with this from urgent care
Excessive Gas (Flatulence) does not need to be released by inserting anything in the rectum. Good advice
Screaming and Shouting-Screaming is a super-duper temper tantrum unleashed by a youngster with exceptional vocal cords and lungs: Where else but in Peds do you give someone a piece of literature with the words- “Super Duper”

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