Based on the sheer number of CPS cases (SEVEN) we've taken care of this month We win.
My res intern story of the day. 100+ KILO boy is FOS. I order miralax. The nurse pages me at 1230.
Hey did you guys know he hasn't pooped for a week? extreme panic in her voice
Yes I am quite aware; that is why I ordered the miralax.
Yeah but he is refusing the miralax.
Well make him take it.
He won't he is refusing, what are we going to do!!!!!! (hands wringing) MAJOR EMERGENCY
Well here are the options. If you can find his butthole you can give him an enema or I can have you drop an nasogastric tube and give him mag but you will probably get a black eye for your troubles. You tell me what you want to do.... I hang up
Later that day I learn she got him to take the miralax HAHAHAHAHA
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