Yes, I agree with Renee. Orange team is a bunch of slackers. Purple team only dreams of becoming slackers like Orange because we are admitting machines. On top of that, kids love coming back to us a few days after they are discharged.
Nursing highlight of the night: Obese teenage boy with left leg cellulitis also has tinea pedis. Clotrimizole is ordered. Later, nurse pages purple pager. "You ordered clotrimizole, but didn't specify where to put the cream. Could you please clarify the order." Purple res-tern says he'll look into it. Upon reviewing the order, purple res-tern notices purple intern typed "apply to fungal rash on feet" in the order. He goes up to the nursing station to tell nurse, but on the way up he decides to stop by the patient's room and discovers that clotrimizole is smothered all over the area of cellulitis on the patient's leg (medial thigh). Purple res-tern wanted to squirt clotrimizole in nurse's eye because he thought she was blinded by tinea ophthalmis.
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