Saturday, July 19, 2008

I just want you all to know...

I have offically launched project six pack. M. Cheng says I need a goal. I've decided to embark on project six pack. Basically I will eat nothing but vitamin supplements and exercise continously until my abdominals swell like little tumors. Today I ran up this enormous hill until I passed out. Forget round bellied funny guy Ted. The new Ted is coming, a toned muscular titan who eats small island countries for breakfast. Also he will not be funny, just very wry. Also for the first time in a very very long time I am officially well rested.

2 comments:

jay y said...

am i being selfish if i say i'll miss the round belly funny guy? good luck and make sure to do bicycle crunches to get the obliques.

Mike C said...

The solution lies with Shaun T's Hip Hop Abs...get rock hard abs AND learn dance moves that will make the ladies swoon.